A snippet from Bertram & Gertrude’s Steamy Amsterdam Weekend

He knew that the apartment he’d borrowed for the weekend was only a half hour’s walk away and that whether he took a taxi or walked, he was going to need a shower and a change of clothes before he met her, his ex-girlfriend and the reason for this trip. He had not seen her for twenty five years and his stomach churned with butterflies at the thought of meeting up again.

“What is going to happen? Am I wasting my time? Does she regret taking the teaching job in Istanbul all those years back? Would she forgive me the unfortunate incident over the unwrapped Oxo® Cubes I’d left, rather pathetically, in her sponge bag?”  Apparently Turkish Customs and Excise had detained her for several hours when they found them. “Will we get on after this enforced break? Will she want my body? What on earth will she do with it? And why am I asking myself daft questions out loud in public like this?”

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19 Sept – Posted by a new reader.

“I so enjoyed reading B & G’s S A W, When do you plan to release it? Be prepared for the bookers.”

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From a Retired Teacher

“I have read your Racy book and I am now steaming from my ears!  Well done that man! I haven’t laughed so much since the headmaster fell off the stage during morning assembly.”

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From Madame Petit Bois – A lady

Funny, a bit rude and entertaining. If this had been released before the 50 shades series it would have had the same impact.

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