Agent Bertram’s tweet Extravaganza

Agent Bertram’s major international advertising campaign

My sausages have gone!  Either I ate them, or the sausage dragon came in the night!  

The Sausage Dragon comes in the night and steals Agent Bertram’s sausages.
Sausage Dragon Artwork by Dee Dahl
New Media Artist and Designer, Social Media, Content Creator @5darkvalley

People go to great lengths to get their Agent Bertram book!

Bertram & Gertrude's Steamy Amsterdam Weekend, bus stop advertisment
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Bertram & Gertrude’s Steamy Amsterdam Weekend WANTED in Westmoreland!


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Bertram & Gertrude’s Steamy Amsterdam Weekend, available in Chicago and everywhere else.


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Agent Bertram. Bertram spends most of his time at The Ministry fulfilling his role as an intelligence analyst, looking after the interests of Her Majesty The Queen and finding ever more ingenious ways to ensure that The Duke of Edinburgh stays out of trouble... When the need arises Agent Bertram is seconded to The Netherlands Secret Service to help his chums fight dastardly crime in Amsterdam. This is where he has most of his thrilling adventures.

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