Bertram & Gertrude’s Amsterdam Weekend
Agent Bertram, the epitome of the antiquated British patriot, takes a much needed holiday from his demanding job as a bumbling Intelligence Analyst at The Ministry. He flies to Amsterdam to meet up with Gertrude, after a separation of twenty five years. She is the woman he should have married all those years ago and is still the love of his life.
Will Bertram & Gertrude get on after all this time? Will Gertrude want his body during this Amsterdam Weekend? What would she do with it? Could Gertrude still be that naughty? Why is he asking you?…
As fate would have it, they get seconded into the Dutch Secret Service to help fight a dastardly gang of Chinese, criminal, drugs blighters.
Whilst our two heroes go about their investigations, Bertram is horrified to learn that the wicked gang have kidnapped Gertrude!
Tormented, Bertram has to get her back – whatever the cost!
Why? Because Bertram has finally realised that life without Gertrude is like a pencil with a broken tip – pointless.
Observing ‘Moscow Rules’ and with the help of a bunch of friendly Scousers, who become Bertram’s chums and a borrowed Bee Hive, Bertram extracts his terrible revenge in a heart-pounding climax!
This book’s got it all. Humour, romance, intrigue, titivation (spicy but not porn), heart rending thrills, one or two wee-doobies, the all essential take-away food AND a happy ending!
You will laugh… You may cry… but you won’t want to put your Kindle down until you’ve finished reading Bertram & Gertrude’s Amsterdam Weekend!
…Also, the author’s wife ‘Beloved’ says it’s a Thumping Good Read! So download it now while stocks last!
This book is soon to be republished at Spangaloo!
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